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包丁ラヴ 

駅前に四つん這いで出陣し
「みなさーん!?包丁は好きですかあ~!?」
と叫ぶと待ち行く人々が一斉に
「大好きー!」
と叫び、皆、思い思いのお気に入りマイ包丁を天に向かって突き上げる。

そして全員、銃刀法違反で捕まる。

そういう世界を見たいを見たいと願い続けて約7年。
僕はついに、それを実行しようとしたら
四つん這いで駅に向かっている途中で捕まった。
警察にボコられた。
即死だった。

みんな、もっと包丁を愛してください。
包丁もあなたたちを愛してくれるでしょう。
そんなわけねーだろ。



追記:
この間、白地に黒い筆文字でデッカく「包丁ラヴ」と書かれたTシャツを着て
街を歩いていたらポリ公に捕まった。
これくらいで逮捕されんのかよ。こえーな。
と思っていたら、下に何も穿いてなかった。
パトカーの中でおしっこもらしちゃった。
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