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ちょっと不良っぽい馬鹿そうな高校生の3人組が居て、そのうちの一人が



「ドライバーもチキンばっかだからな。実際、俺が車道に寝転んでも、車なんかすぐ止まっから、俺死なないよ?(笑)」

とか言ってるんです。他の二人も「へへへ」とか頭悪そうに笑ってるんです。そんで


「じゃ、ちょっと俺寝転んでくるかんな(笑)絶対、車、ビビって止まるぞ(笑)見ててみ」



とか言って、その一人が車道に寝転んだんです。
そしたら、どの車もまったくスピードを緩めることなく、迷いも無く、ガンガンその高校生を轢きまくってるんですよ。バイクとかバスとかトラックとか、みーんな高校生をグシャアッと潰して颯爽と走り抜けてるんですよ。
爽やかな光景。

そんで、女子高生たちがその高校生の死体を見て

「えー何ー。チョーキモいんですけどー。死去ってるんですけどー。マジウケるー。キャハハー」

って笑ってるんです。正直、こんな世の中に誰がした?
僕はアロエヨーグルトを食べながらその光景を見てたんですけど
どうも今日のアロエヨーグルトは少ししょっぱい。

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